ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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Hello~~ I'm back from the dead and resurrected.. Hee.. Okay, haven't blog for a looong time cos I'm busy with school.
The first year of Uni life is very fun, but i wouldn't be staying in hostel anymore. So its travelling all the way from UBI to BOON LAY :( But i realised travelling the distance is managable, can sleep, can listen to music.. Blah blah..
And... I've joined a rock band "Ellipsis" as keyboardist. We'll be having a performance at Orchard Road on 29th and 30th July, so see how it goes. I think playing in rock band and playing in church is so different. Style is different. Hee.. Joining Ellipsis made me learn more about keyboard cos I've always played piano and keyboard is abit different.
People in Ellipsis are quite nice, and I've listen to songs I probably would never hear. Haha.. Like I didn't know who Bon Jovi was before Ellipsis.. Haha
Tonight I'll be flying off to Korea... To be a beggar..
Haha.. Its actually a international campus crusade conference held in korea, Busan. And then at the last few days of my Korean trip, we'll be going to rural villages on misson trip.
So I'll blog more abt my Korean trip when I'm back :)
::+:: You make my LiFe perfect ::+::
posted @ 2:42 PM