ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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When you thought I wasn't lookingWhen you thought I wasn't looking
I saw you hang my first painting on the refrigerator
and I wanted to paint another one.
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When you thought I wasn't looking
I saw you feed a stray cat
and I thought it was good to be kind to animals.
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When you thought I wasn't looking
I saw you make my favorite cake just for me
and I knew that little things are special things.
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When you thought I wasn't looking
I heard you say a prayer
and I believed there is a God I could always talk to.
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When you thought I wasn't looking
I felt you kiss me good night
and I felt loved.
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When you thought I wasn't looking
I saw tears come from your eyes
and I learned that sometimes things hurt
but it's all right to cry.
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When you thought I wasn't looking
I saw that you cared
and I wanted to be everything that I could be.
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When you thought I wasn't looking, I looked
and wanted to say thanks for all the things I saw
when you thought I wasn't looking.
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Its Mother's Day. The day to celebrate Mother's love.
I remembered reading on the news, a survey on what people feel is the most beautiful word in the world.
Its 'Mother'.
I think the role of a mother is quite difficult to play. They were there as our cook, nurse, doctor, teacher, councellor... All in one.
Haha... But I think we should remember and be grateful everyday.. Not just on Mother's day.
::+:: You make my LiFe perfect ::+::
posted @ 11:47 PM