ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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Okay, I'm back from my hibernation.
New year, new beginnings, new start. That's what people say every new year and make
new revised resolutions every new year. I think I only keep and fulfill half of my resolutions last year.
Some people may think that new year resolutions are craps and if people really want to change, they wouldn't wait till new year to make resolutions. Most resolution wouldn't work anyway, they say.
Well, I think I would agree with them. But I would still make new year resolutions anyway. Cos making resolutions is about reflecting on the past year, highlighting problems and attempting to change.
Yup, most resolutions are not kept but at least you're aware of that problem and
tried to do something about it. I think those who don't do resolutions are either those who don't reflect, or think there's no fault to change, or those who are aware of a fault but did nothing about it.
Okay, this year, I'll just have one...
Good time management.
Before I end, here's a good piece of advice to Dear friends out there who drive:
If you happen to pour too much car battery acid into your car, please, PLEASE...
Do not use a straw to suck out the excess acid.There was someone in my sister's hospital ward because of "Car Battery acid infusion".
::+:: You make my LiFe perfect ::+::
posted @ 8:14 PM