ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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Happy Valentine's Day!
Haha.. I've spent my Valentines yesterday watching movie with... ...
200 other people in lecture!
Haha.. Yesterday I went for lecture for the module " Science or Fiction? Biology in popular media". Its the coolest elective I've ever taken. Its like learning bio through watching movies such as Spiderman, CSI, Outbreak... We'll even be watching Da Chang Jin later on in the lecture of chinese medicine.
I think my electives this semester are quite nice. My other elective is Improvisation in Music. There's only 12 of us in class and each week, we'll be given a theme (eg. rainforest) and then we'll take different instruments and compose according to the theme.
I'm thinking of taking music again next semester. Maybe Jazz or shakuhachi flute.
I think psychology is really fun! Haha.. There's a whole chapter on LOVE in my social psychology textbook and in it describes what causes attraction, the different types of love, attachment styles... And there's even a part on breaking up. Coincidently, my lecturer's name is Venus. Doctor Venus..
Its fun reading it, but its another story altogether to memorise all the terms and sit for exam..
::+:: You make my LiFe perfect ::+::
posted @ 2:35 PM