ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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Okay... I haven update for a very long time.. And in these two months, I had learnt a lot about life, about others and myself...
Went for CLCN camp in Malaysia with the church in june... Its was very fun. Aunty Cindy, aunty Linda, Gillian, Zhang Qi and me took care of the kids in the camp.
We had our camp at a resort. The tiara beach resort. The food is pretty nice, but there were a lot of flies there. Thanks God none of us fell sick.
The children were given a large empty room for our events so we decided to decorate it!
The mountains...
Posters!
The children
Zhang Qi and Gillian doing a skit
Teachers...
Yup, the camp is really fun. Taught me a lot of stuff too. On the last night, we had sort of a mini party where the children dressed up.
Vietnamese Gal
Hawaii Gals..
Mr. Cowboy..
Shao Ye
Angel
Red Indian..
With the children
Oh, on the way home to Singapore. Our bus leaked water from the air con vents.. And one uncle did a very cute thing.
Oh, I ended my job contract with Tan Tock Seng Hospital. It was very sweet to receive gifts and cards from my collegues on the last day. In my three months there, I learnt a lot about drugs. And I realized that being in the pharmacy is not the thing for me. Every job have its perks but in the pharmacy, its a pretty mundane yet stressful environment. Mundane cos have to pack the same few drugs everyday, stressful cos its a hospital and we've got to be fast.
There are so many drugs there. Most of them I never heard before but there are some pretty well known drugs there like...
We are Family.
In the pharmacy we( the temp staff) work amongst the shelves of medicine. So when there is a patient, a label will come out from the printer at our shelf and we're suppose to pack the medicine according to the label.
Me and Dawn at Printer 3
The Printer
Sometimes the printer's quite nice and just print a few labels. But sometimes, when it gets busy, the printer prints non stop for like 5/10 minutes.. Then I'll get very frustrated. Haha.. Dawn even said she felt like smashing the printer. Agree...
Plain looking box?
Nope, its the injection version of viagra.
I didn't know these drugs existed until I worked in the pharmacy.
Dawn, Wai Lay and me.
Us..
Tamiflu!!
Haha.. Yup, after my work ended I've been bumming around. Mainly watching anime, settling my uni stuff and meeting my friends..
Oh and I accompanied Sab to the dentist. She was pretty scared at first. haha.. But the visit to the dentist was not as painful after all...
Still can smile and pose.
Looks abit scary though..
Another pretty sister..
Okie.. Thats it.. Till I update again..
::+:: You make my LiFe perfect ::+::
posted @ 10:44 PM
