ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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Okay, I haven't been updating for a long time. And it seems like I'm saying this for every entry I write. Well, for the past few weeks or month I gone through quite a lot. I'm no longer working t A*star because my contract had ended. But I found a new job at Tan Tock Seng Hospital working as a pharmacist assistant.
Pharmacist Assistant sound nice, but to simply put it; I'm just like a packer in a factory. What I do in the hospital is just to paste the patient's label onto the medicine.
I had VBS camp in march. And here are some of my photos. The kids were great. I love my class. Haha... Nut my class only consist of children from 4-6. And they're so blur.. Always wander away from the group. Then I would have to gather them back.
Elizabeth:
Duncan: The boy who brought his pokemon cards to the camp.
Ethan: The funny boy who complained to me at the beginning of the camp in the morning and tell me: " Teacher, I very tired... I want to sleep..."
Trinity: The chatty and enthusiastic girl. Haha.She's the one who told me: " Teacher, you very pretty.. I want to take photo with you.." Awww..
Denice: She's very quiet but still she participates in the games.. Haha.. And she told me she enjoyed herself very much during the camp.
Bing Bing: The baby of the group. He's the smallest and the youngest.. So cute.
Gabriel: He's a very quiet boy but helps take care of the younger kids in class.
My group!! Faithfulness
During Praise and Worship.
During games:
Teacher, we are ready..
Durin art & crafts.. Its so messy. I think I ended up doing a lot of their work.. Haha..
Too tired...
Angela and the children in the lift.
Aiyo.. Gabriel.. Why don't want to smile?
Me and Bing Bing
Haha.. Bing Bing very funny. When the speaker was praying, he kneeled down and placed his clasped hand on the floor and place his head on the hands. I think that position quite comfortable, cos when the speaker finished praying. He was still kneeling.
I thought it was wierd. How come Bing Bing pray so long.. So went up to him.. He fell asleep! Haha.. So brought him to sleep on the matteress. Guess the prayer was either too long or he was too tired from the day's activities.
HIM : SHE's male version.
Family photo!
Teacher's photo
After the last day of VBS camp, Angela, Evangelin and I went to Samuel's house for BBQ.
There were rats running around at the BBQ pit. So scary. So me and Evangeline went to the pool to play.
Haha.. Yup, in conclusion of this entry.
Young Kids are cute but if they're in one BIG group... Its so difficult to handle. I had to scream and shout to catch their attention and match their volume.
But VBS camp is definitely worth it.
::+:: You make my LiFe perfect ::+::
posted @ 9:51 PM
