ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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I haven been blogging for quite a while.. I'm quite busy with lots of stuff.. So here goes...
24th Febuary was Angela's concert! Haha... She's playing as a guest violin player in SAC's concert..
So its a really major event cos she's playing solo with the whole percussion ensemble backing her!! Haha..
So of course I must support her lah.. Actually its very hard to get tickets but Angela managed to get two circle seats. So me and Mummy went.. On the day itself, I managed to get a free ticket! So Daniel rushed down.. Haha...
Anyway, Angela played only 16 bars of solo.. Quite short actually, but its the experience that counts. Anyway, after she played her solo, it seems like suddenly everybody knows her..
16 Bars of fame.
Haha.. Oh.. And I got a bouquet of flowers for her. And she received another one from her band. So she's a happy girl that night.
Her band mates
The SAC concert not only consist of percussion band, but also includes guitar ensemble, concert band and angklung band.
Concert band
Percussion band
Percussion band conductor: Juraimi
Her playing! A bit blur though...
Me and pretty Ah Mui
Mummy, Ah Mui and me.
Me, Ah Mui and Daniel.
Haha.. Must thank Daniel for coming down to watch the concert. It was so last minute but he managed to make it. Haha..
Yup, but I'm very proud of Angela when she went up to perform.. Its so cool.. Haha.. I wish we could play a duet on stage next time...
Angela was very happy with her flowers.
::+:: You make my LiFe perfect ::+::
posted @ 1:49 PM
