ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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Today's post would be on last year's Christmas and New year Celebration. Haha.. A bit late I know but I'm uploading all the photos mah...
Yup.. I celebrated Christmas in Church.. Haha..
This is Baby Lois. The name Lois always remind me of Lois from Superman. Hmmm.. Maybe Baby Lois will find her Clark Kent when she grows up.
And then I had rehearsal with Team 4 on saturday.
Doctor Rebecca Kan. She look absolutely peaceful and serene playing the cello. Seeing and hearing her play the cello makes me want to pick up the instrument too.
The winds. Jon and Daniel.
The strings. Gideon, Aaron, Ah Mui and Rebecca.
Jon
Uncle David strumming...
The funky Shi Fu!!!
Grace Tye and Shi Fu
And thats it for Christmas... Haha... Next is the new year celebration.. We had co-workre's night on 31 Dec at Roland Restaurant. Yup... And Yi Mei Aunty was at our house in the afternoon so she selped us braid our hair..
Braiding...
Done!
The three of us at Roland...
Yup... So thats all the photos I took for Christmas and New Year.
And I watched Chronicles of Narnia today!!!
Its super good.. And I finally watched it after so long.. Haha.. Watched it with Jia Hui, ivy and her sister.. We went to Plaza Sing to watch. Then I go and see see shi nuan cos she working in a ice cream shop there. And I bought some ice-cream from her. and she scoop up so much extra for me lah....Haha.. Thanks!
Haha.. I think the sound and music for Narnia is good...And I think the scene where Peter lead the army into the battle against the white witch is super cool. Its like he's riding a white unicorn with the whole army behind him.. Haha...
Well.. Thats for today.. tomo still have to work...
::+:: You make my LiFe perfect ::+::
posted @ 9:05 PM
