ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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Today is the first day of 2006!! Haha.. And this means new hopes, new dream, new goals, and new
responsibilities...
Yup, went to church this morning.. And I saw my new Sunday school class... Haha.. I moved from Praise Kids to Jam Kids. So I'm teaching P2s now. And I'm in the Jam Kids session... Jam Kids are kids from nursary to P2..
Well, new year means new change. Its different being with the younger kids. From teaching P5 to teaching p2s... There's a lot of adapting to take place.
Oh... And my co-teacher is Joseph Tiew.. And surprise surprise... We wore almost the same outfit today. I was rushing for time this morning cos like going to be late. So I just wore a green polo-tee and jeans... And Joseph wore the same too.... So funny lah.. And what a coincidence. We both wore the Giodano polo tee... And the children just have to look for the 'green' teachers...
Haha... But its a nice way to start the new year.And I found out today why I'm always late for school..
Its from my Mum.
My mum was also always late in her school days. She said that she'll be in class only when the teacher started teaching. And she'll walk in calmly and greet the teachers... Sound
familiar?
Yah, and my mum always complained that I'm always late for school...
Guess I got that part of the genes from my mum..
Can still visualize what always happen when I'm late.
Yuehong/Jing Zhong: Yvonne,
late again?
Daniel ( rolling his eyes): Come so 'early', might as well not come.
* Sze min shaking her head
* zhi Hui giggling beside her, relieved that she's not as late as me
Hey hey, but I'm not the latest. Cos Cheng Wei will come strolling in ONE hour later and say,
" Sorry, sorry.. I'm late"
Yah, but Mummy said that she stopped being late when she's started working. So maybe my 'late' gene would stop expressing themselves now, cos I'm working..
Yup, so that covers the part the 'Be responsible' part of my New Year Resolution and I hope it'll last.
::+:: You make my LiFe perfect ::+::
posted @ 12:28 AM
