ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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I was clearing some of my books and notes at my desk a few months ago when I came across something my class did for civics.
What I've learnedJohnson: I've learned that sometimes in life, your best is just not good enough, and you must accept failure gracefully.
Daniel: I've learned that unless you want to regret for the rest of your life, you should just follow your heart's decision and do it!
Jing Zhong: I've learned not to take anything for granted because when you lose it, you will regret not treasuring it in the first place.
Yue Hong: I've learned that the runner in front of me is meant to be overtaken. Never give up!
Christopher: I've learned that not everyone in this world is perfect, but at least each one of us has a special, unique skill.
David: I have learned tht having failed relationships is not necessarily a bad thing. I learned how to love a person better.
Yvonne: I learned to treasure the things I have so that there will be no regrets when they're gone.
Peiwen: When there are 10,000 things to do and you are only able to do 9000 of it, do not dwell on the 1000 you cannot do.
Shi Nuan: I learned that a humble man is the most beautiful man. Humility is a virtue.
Millie: We should treat others the way we want them to treat us.
Huiting: I learned attitude is what people see in you. Have a positive attitude.
Zhi Hui: When you dislike a person, there is usually something of that person that is in yourself.
Sze Min: I have learnt that failure is not the end of the world. It is how you pick yourself up from the failures that matters.
Justin: I have learned that no matter what life throws at you, in the end, it is still what you decide to do with it that matters.
Cheng Wei: I have learned that even though I detest reality as it is not what I hope for, I still have to live with it.
Eugene: I have learned that mental strength is required to pull you through when you are faced with physical constraints.
Aparajit: I have learned that pressure and stress are not the best ways to teach a child responsibility.
Galvin: I have learnt that life is not as smooth-going as I think it will be.
Andrew: I have learned that punctuality is very important.
Ms A. Quek: I've learned that I should never underestimate my students. i can still learn a lot from them!!!
Haha... Time really flies... I had just completed 12 years of education and hopefully going to complete the last lap of 4 years in Uni ( that is if I can get in)...
It seems not too long ago that I made a wish to grow up quickly when I was 9. And here I am, 10 years later... 19 seems really old to me. I can't really believe that I
am 19. The last year where I'm going to have a digit 1 in front of my age. A bit scary; growing old.
When I'm young, a day seem to past by very fast. But a year seem to come slowly.
When I'm older, a day seem to past by slowly. While a year comes and go in a blink of the eye.
Haha... I think time dun wait for anyone. No matter what happens, life goes on. And time dun stop for anyone to pick up broken pieces. All of us have a limited timespan, and at the end of it, we can't turn time around to change anything.
::+:: You make my LiFe perfect ::+::
posted @ 7:37 PM
