ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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Yup, I just finished my second day of work. Its pretty tiring and there seem to be more and more work. I was early for work (again).Hee hee... Yah and I took the Biopolis Shuttle bus instead of walking up the slope. Haha...
Well, things were pretty well and I just did some filing in the morning. And I saw MeiXin at Holland Drive Hawker and had lunch with her. Haha.. What a big coincidence. I was praying for someone to have lunch with me cos everybody else was at a meeting and MeiXin came along! Haha...
Meixin is working at A*STAR too but she's in a lab in Nanos building while I'm at Centros. Yah, A*STAR is very big. It have five buildings and I'm just working in one of them in one of the levels and in a small cubicle. the five buildings are linked up together by a bridge.
Yup.. And today, I entered the LAB!!
Haha.. WeiLin (my HR manager) brought me along to deliver the letters and mails to the ppl working in the lab. The lab at Biopolis is much more high tech than the once in TP. They're air-conditioned and got so many different rooms and machines. I even saw a Mass Spectrometer Room. Hmmm... I wonder how spin-spin coupling would look like in that room.
Yup. The ppl I saw at the lab today changed my impression of scientists and researchers. I used to think that scientist and researchers lead a very boring life. Busying themselves behind some flasks, peering into test-tubes with thick, black glasses. Introvert ppl who don't talk much.
But the ppl I saw today were totally different. They're so bright and lively. They're even playing the radio in the lab. WeiLin introduced me to the different ppl in the labs. Haha... They're pretty friendly...
Oh.. And after work, I met Meixin and her friend and we went to play pool there. They say there's even a gym. Oh and I saw a bar there too. I think Biopolis is a place for ppl to work and relax at the same time.
Yup, I'm quite happy that I got a job. Haha.. Thank you, God!
::+:: You make my LiFe perfect ::+::
posted @ 9:10 PM
