ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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Yea... I found a job!!!
Its HR assistant cum admin at A*STAR... ( Agency For Science Technology And Research).
Yah... Haha... So happy.. At least I get to do something for the next few months instead of slacking at home. Actually slacking is quite fun too.. But gotta do something lah.
I'm abit worried cos tomo is my 1st day at work.. I seriously hope I wun be so gong and blur tomo. Yah like today. I was at at Orchard Topshop before going to my interview and I saw Eugene Tan. Or rather He saw me.
He was doing item checks at the Blue Q countre then I walked over there. And being blur I din see him.. Haha... So thats me.. If you see me on the streets but I looked away, its not that i'm being dao... I'm just blur okay...
Anyway, I found out today that Eugene and Samson and two of there other friends are the sole distributors of Blue Q products.. Wow.. So cool.. And the Blue Q products are so cute...
Wash away your sins Soap
And Miso Pretty stuff.. I think the graphic is cute. The cheongsam gal.
Yup... Quite cute.. Esp the Wash Away Your Sins soap... Haha... I mean it would make a really innovative gift. The packaging is better than BodyShop or Nautral Source I think....
Yup.. So thats it for today. Hope I wun bungle up things at work tomo.
::+:: You make my LiFe perfect ::+::
posted @ 7:55 PM
