ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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Today we had class party at sunday school.. Haha.. Yup.. the kids brought tidbits to share.. and its super funny cos the gals brought so many tidbits but the guys brought only two, small packets of crackers...
And Victor thought that so much good does not goes well with the absence of drinks... So e headed for 7-eleven where he bought Slurpie for ALL of us... Haha.. So nice right?
On the way to 7-eleven
Having our party.Victor in the middle, in control of the kids.. They really listen to him..
Class of L5 Praise Team!!!
Yup... Thats about it today...But yesterday I had class bbq which was organized by Johnson and David (thank you guys). But sadly it rained...
The gals waiting at the bus interchange waiting for rain to stop..
Walking to the bbq pit...
The guys trying to start the fire... See the tiny glow in the middle? Yah, that's the fire.
After 45 mins... " Aiyah the rain mah.. and we dun have small pieces of charcoal.."
And the gals waiting patiently...
Anyway.. Sze Min in the end decided to help build the fire..And the fire started.. So this prove that guys actually need the help of gals sometimes and vice versa... And this incident reminded me of a GP essay I did in the prelims which goes something like this: " The world will be a better place if women ruled. Do you agree?"
Gal of Da moment who helped built the fire...
Yup... Had great fun cooking... But usually the people who barbecue dun usually eat the food they cook. And the ppl who eat are those who dun cook. Haha... Probably the ppl who barbecued the food saw how chao da the food were....
Yah... As in most bbq... There's alcohol brought to this one. Johnson brought some vodka and everyone mixed juices and the alcohol together. Johnson mixed one that did not taste like alcohol at all, which I really like... Cos i dun like the bitter taste of alcohol but the one johnson made was sweet. i took so a lot of sips until johnson said that there's still alcohol even though it does'nt taste like it.
Yup... But the guys really drank a lot until they were very red and half drunk. How i knew them to be half drunk? Cos they were in a daze and sometimes smile to themselves. And I had to call their name many many times before I could get their attention.
Yah... And there was this guy who got very 'happy' by the effect of alcohol and started hugging all the other guys and chasing them around.. The scene is very disturbing and hair-raising to see him hugging and grabbing at other ppl.
Cheng Wei: Someone... Saave me....
Actually I have absolutly nothing against drinking... As long as no one gets drunk. I myself took a few sips last night. But I took the drink as i would as any other soft drinks. There's no sense of guilt or pride when I sipped the alcohol because I took it merely as a drink. A drink is a drink is a drink. As long as there's no ill side effect. But when ppl drink alcohol because they are addicted or they would become drunk then I think its wrong.
Personally I dun really like alcohol because of the bitter taste. But the one I sipped last night was quite sweet and tasted like Heaven and Earth's Green tea. Yah... But I was careful to not drink much cos i dun want to become drunk... Haha... I dun know but being drunk is like losing control of your actions, you words and your thoughts... Its basically losing yourself lah... I want to be in control of everything I do.
Yup, that aside.. We took some class photos...
Class gals...
Yup... We ended quite late... But managed to catch the last bus...
Millie and Huiting on the bus...
::+:: You make my LiFe perfect ::+::
posted @ 8:52 PM
