ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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Today is my first day at work.. Its not bad lah.. Haha.. Nothing bad happened today. Thank God. I woke up early today and Angela accompanied me to the mrt.. Quite ironic.. Today is her last day of work whilst today is my first day of work.
Yup. A*STAR is
all the way at Buono Vista which is so far away. Phew... Luckily I'm early for work today. I think my JC days are really havoc.. 'Early' for me was 10 mins late. 'On time' was being in class only before the teacher stepped in. 'Late' was not turning up for class at all. Yah.. Its very bad.. I know I know... That's why have to start going to work early.
Yup. My workplace is about 10 mins walk from the mrt and I have to cut through the most dreadful building of all. The MOE ( Ministry Of Education) Building. When I walked through, I thought
These are the ppl who made us slogged for the past 12 years. Well.. From the MOE building to my workplace I have to climb a slope and this distinctly reminded me of TPJC where I had to walk up the slope there every morning.
Biopolis ( where I work) is a very high-tech place. Security is very tight there. I was given a pass to get around the building and office. And it worked something like the EZ-link. I need to tap on the devise before the door could open.
The people working there are very friendly too. But there's nobody around my age though.. Yup, the place is very near Holland Village and that's where we had our lunch.
I think Holland Village is a really old estate. It looks really different from what 'Holland V' the TV serials portrayed. The TV serials showed a very modern, western place while the place I've been too have old shophouses and hawker centers. Hmmm.. Maybe its the different part of Holland Village I visited.
Yup.. So that's basically it for my first day. Just general admin stuff like filing. But its a bit stressful cos I'll have to meet the really
smart people. The scholars, the scientists and the researchers... Yah.. And I think I wun even do well for my A levels lah...
::+:: You make my LiFe perfect ::+::
posted @ 8:25 PM
