ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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Haha.. Just went for Prom last night..Its very fun and everybody looked so different!
I did my hair and makeup at parkway.. My hair was done at a neighborhood salon.. Mummy's friends came down to watch me do up and Amgela's friends were there too.. And it was like, so many people squeeze into a tiny salon.. My stylist was quite stressed.. I din request any hairstyle and let my hairstylist zhi yu fa hui..So he temporarily permed my hair..When I saw my hair,I was abit shocked cos its so curly.. But the hairstylist told me to trust him so I trusted him...
Then I did make-up at Anna Sui.. For free.. Well, sort of.. Cos Mummy bought some of its products and they offer free make-up.So I did my make-up here.
Doing my makeup
Can you spot Sabrina taking picture?
Me and Sabrina..
And then I went home to change into my dress..
Taking photos with the 'Ubi Aunties' (Mummy's friends)
My family...
Me and Ah Mui..
Ah Bu Ner, Me and Ah Mui..
Yup.. So I went to Regent Hotel for prom.. I was the first gal to reach lor.. Haizz Cos got traffic jam at Orchard Road. Only 4 class gals went for prom.. But we all looked so different!!
From this...
To Prom Night!!
And the class guys morphed from class gangsters...
To gentlemen...
And prom started... Daniel Ong from 98.7FM was the host and he was quite funny I think... Haha... And we played games.. One game was where each table have to select one member and he/she have to stand on the chair and let the rest decorate him/her.. So our table unanimously choose David. And he stood on his chair while the rest(actually only the guys) decorated him with napkins, roses..
Actually David's decoration was relatively mild.. I saw a guy with a plastic bag over his head.. And another had a plate inserted into the back of his trousers...
Oh.. And I won something from the lucky draw.. My ticket number was 117.. Haha. But its not something big like mp3.. Its a pendant+necklace from Perlin's Silver..
Oh.. And I din feel quite well that night so I gave my potion of my food to David.. Haizz.. Yah.. So sad cos the food was quite nice.. Haizz...
Michelle Niagm from S06 won the title of Prom Queen.. She's really pretty.. Yah.. Too bad I dun have a picture of her.. She looked really elegant....
And after prom we took photos...
Me and Zhi Hui...
Huiting, Me and Millie
Me and Justin..
Cheng Wei, me and Eugene
Me, Yee Kiat and Millie
Me and Johnson...
And last of all...
04S07!!!
::+:: You make my LiFe perfect ::+::
posted @ 5:54 PM
