ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
2005 is coming to an end soon.. And in this year, I have grown wiser and older? Haha.. They always say wisdom comes with age. Well, sometimes I think its just a comforting thought for older ppl... But I think its quite true too.
With age comes experience. With experience comes confidence. Yup, so I'm looking forward to next year.
Yup, with the new year coming... I suppose I'll come up with New Year Resolutions.
My New Year Resolutions1) Draw near to God
2) Show more love, care and concern to family and friends
3) Be more responsible
4) Dun be a sotong/ blur blur
5) I will be happy
Haha... So that's my New Year Resolution... Hmmmm... I think they're quite realistic so I'll try to fulfill them. Haha... I think Resolution 5 might look strange. But I think Happiness is a choice. So I'll tell myself that I
will be happy regardless of what happen.
There was a Newspaper report that say Nigeria people are the happiest in the world. And isn't it ironic that Nigerian, even though they're the poorest, turns out to be the happiest. Most of them live in extreme poverty with no food and shelter while we have MacDonald and air-cons at night.
So actually Happiness lies not in circumstances but in choice and attitude. Of course, not
all circumstances are happy. But sometimes we feel that way because we allow it to happen. Happiness and joy can still be felt even in the midst of pain and loss.
So happiness does not means a successful career, straight As in studies or even the perfect life. Cos nothing on this Earth is perfect.
Happiness is contentment with what we have, an optimistic attitude. Happiness is a
choice. I don't need to wish for happiness because I can be happy if I want to.
And I will be.
::+:: You make my LiFe perfect ::+::
posted @ 3:35 PM
