ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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Yeah.. I just watched Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire... Seriously.. I think its highly inaccurate. It does not follows the book at all and for 2 hours plus.. Its too short for such a thick book...
I enjoyed reading the book but my impression of the characters in the book differed greatly from the characters protrayed in the movie...
My impression of Albus Dumbledore from the book was that he was a very calm and stately person. A very powerful wizard and there was never any fear in him. He understands his students and attempt to connect with them.
Yet,in the movie.. He seems to be quite afraid of the dark powers. He does'nt appear as powerful and calm as I expected... Oh and Dumbledore in the movie wears an ugly,green, shortcap... I dun know.. But the Dumbledore I imagined wear a grand hat.. Not a green cap.
I think Hermione looked really pretty...
Hmmm... But i dun understand.. If i'm Harry, I'll do what he did in the third book... That is to turn back time and erase all present mistakes. In Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Harry and Hermione used some magic and turned back time to rescue Sirius Black and Buckbeak.
If I'm Harry Potter, I'll turn back time again to save Cedric Diggory...
Quite useful, I think.. Being able to turn back time. There'll be a lot of things I would change, mistakes I would erase, if I'm able to turn back time...
But then again, I'll turn back time so often that I wun really learn from mistakes. And I think mistakes are a part of life. We learn and we grow because we make mistakes...
When you make a mistake, don't look back at it long. Take the reason of the thing into your mind and then look forward. Mistakes are lessons of wisdom. The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power.
Hugh White
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posted @ 9:03 PM
Yup.. This is my first entry for the blog.
Hmmm.. Why Autumn Leaves?
Well, I think Autumn is like the beginning of the end. It falls before winter and after summer. Its a time where leaves turn from green to brown, slowly wither and falls to the ground.
I think leaves kinda symbolises our memories and experiences. It would one day fade away with us when we expire. And no matter how rich our experiences and memories are, no matter how 'green' our leaves once were; it would slowly 'wither' when we age and 'falls' to the ground when we return Home.
Yup... So the purpose of this blog is to share with ppl the going ons of what's happening around me. And more importantly, its to record down my memories and experiences and stuff that i'd learnt. Hmmm... And I realised that I can't remember events very well. So maybe this blog would tell me how I have lived my life...
Autumn
wind sped leaves
colors blurred in light dance
then clear
again as motionless
each poses crisply
on the ground
in artful pattern
of design and hue
no sound till cool wind
blows againthrough its stillness
and lifts it fairy-like
in autumn air
Barbara Kelley
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posted @ 4:10 PM
